Quotes

I gathered a few quotes on sex and thought you'd like to steal a couple from me. From some surprising sources, too...
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” -- Billy Crystal

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” -- Mae West

“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.” -- Woody Allen

“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.” -- Garry Shandling

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." -- Lily Tomlin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me, neither." -- Drew Carey

"Makin' love to mah old man is like pushin' a car uphill...with a rope." -- Jackie "Moms" Mabley

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." -- George Carlin

"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up." -- Bette Midler

AND MY OWN PERSONAL FAVORITE:

“Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?” -- George Gershwin