....Now honestly....someone out here explain it to me. I have never experienced anything even close to unbridled shopping, especially on this day-after-Thanksgiving strangeness. But really... is there anyone out here who truly believes that ''shopping is better than sex"???
Prove it. Buy something and have an orgasm. I dare you.
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Listen I love shopping, don't get me wrong but anyone who tells you shopping is better than sex, has never had good sex!
I don't understand Black Friday...it just seems like madness.
As someone who worked in the mall for 20+ years, I can honestly say that shopping is nothing like sex. NOTHING, especially on the other side of the counter.
Happy Thanksgiving, my friend!
Shopping in not better than sex. Not even if you find the sexiest pair of shoes at an obscenely low price. I HATE shopping, especially in malls. I like thrift stores and small shops.
I did go to Old Navy yesterday because the jeans that I look awesome in were on sale for $15. I didn't go at 2 am to be first on line to get a Rock Band thing. I'm thinking people lead such pathetic lives that they need to do anything for excitement. Sad.
I say the same thing I do about this as I do about those who claim chocolate is better than sex:
You're just not doing it right.
Topaz is probably right...
I will say that until the not-too-distant past I was comatose during sex...hated it! Truly. There are sadly MANY women who would prefer the credit card over sex baby...
ok so it's NOT better than good sex. But frankly I'd rather buy a new purse than have bad boring sex anyday. The new purse gives me hours of pleasure the bad sex just gives me thrush.....
xx
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